Romaine skips the Kentucky Derby and the coronation, Meghan Markle in disguise, Charles and Camilla drop by American Idol, Billy in Philly talks Prince Harry, JD in WVa talks Spare, Tony in Vegas talks royals and The Diplomat, WGA strike update, Rowdy talks Severance, TN hotel manager sucks the toes of a sleeping guest, Jonathan in Nashville talks hotel etiquette, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc talks Jeopardy Masters, Adam in ATL talks pride sluts, Christian in Abilene talks local elections, Kitty talks Are You There God, breast tissue density related to cancer rates, Britney Spears memoir postponed, college student fakes kidnapping to skip graduation, NJ has a mystery pile of pasta, Romaine has a composting fail, and Solvang under fire over pride flags.