Derek’s mom has a birthday, Trump found liable in E. Jean Carroll case, mammograms at forty, family loses son’s ashes in a stuffed animal, SWAT is uncanceled, Romaine bursts into flames, Ihlde in AZ talks foot play, George Santos indicted, Tucker Carlson relaunching on Twitter, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks lottery, NJ tractors keep catching fire, UT can’t get their porn and woman charged with murdering husband, Pie Pants is cleared, Dolly Parton announces Rockstar, Robert De Niro has seventh child, JD in WVa talks De Niro and Dolly, Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter attends the Kentucky Derby, MTV News canceled, and JD in WVa double dips on MTV.