Derek has a yard update, Romaine has scary cat drama, Wendy Williams apartment sells, Billy in Philly talks Wendy Williams, Miss USA pageant update, Stanton in Austin talks Black Twitter, Tyler in NorCal talks Black Twitter, Ashley Madison documentary coming soon, Maya Rudolph does SNL, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashviille talks missing packages, Sarah Paulson gets notes, Fiona Harvey wants to sue over Baby Reindeer, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Baby Reindeer, lottery winner can’t keep his trap shut, DIY poop treatment has unintended consequences, Olympics athletes don’t like their beds and drag queens to carry torches, and Dolly Parton serves donuts.