Derek sets up his new couch, Romaine has a trivia fail, Amy Schumer has botched colonoscopy and Kathy Griffin hospitalized, Tricia Helfer joins Only Fans, Death Becomes Her closing on Broadway and Book of Mormon shut down from fire, Romaine deals with the rain, Hooker Hotline, NorCal Brandon talks gay priests, Chaz in La talks Brave Little Toaster, Marvin in Syracuse talks shopping and landlord, Matt in Philly talks kids, Lil Ole Larry talks pools, Romaine is a hero, Florida python challenge is back on July 10, Joey Chestnut will compete while on probation, Tom Terrific talks Seven Brides For Seven Brothers, DNR have weekend plans, and Last Call ends the show.