Derek is happy for Hookers, Romaine talks shipping, Pluto takes 248 years, Tony in ATL is DFA about hugging chickens, Sir Laughs A Lot has a rebuttal, Queen Mary in trouble, Romaine sexy time fail, Jesse has thoughts on lesbian sex, man found in dinosaur statue, Army Of The Dead, Mark reviews Army movie, Romaine reviews Pink documentary, Bound, Hooker Hotline, Monotone Marc gets meta, Mike in Portland has a complaint, Still Hooking Tracy has lots of time shifting, popcorn confessions, Mike in WA time shifts on Critter Chat and surgery, Gael gets a lot of attention, Romie has a good fail, Romaine is a bad neighbor, WTF FL yearbook bans breasts, Martin Bashir apologizes for Diana interview, and ARod launching men’s makeup line.