Andrew holds it together, Derek moves something delicate, Romaine is gonna get drunk, mermaid vaginas, Happy Jack talks mermaid vaginas, Tyler in NorCal talks mermaids, Stanton in Austin talks Kevin Spacey, small town celebrities, Stuart in Rochester time shifts on forgotten neighbors and Bermuda, UK’s swinging detective gets fired, Romaine complains about fast food, Billy in Philly gets some chili, Jef has a peanut butter recall, Jonathan Groff and home design, Tom Terrific talks bad guests, , the Spring Awakening doc, Hooker Hotline, Chaz in La time shifts on the hookers, Kitty time shifts on Steven Tyler, Monotone Marc talks Celebrity Escape Room, Larry in Pasadena talks DNR music, Alan in CA time shifts on earthquakes, Derek talks quantum computing, Stanton double dips on mermaids, Voyager sends back gibberish, HULU pilots lose their licenses, Fleet Week, Britney Spears may head back to Vegas, Jeremy in WeHo talks hot soldiers, and Last Call ends the week.