Derek talks NYC visits, Tim in IL talks firefighters, Romaine barters for salsa, SF has record sea lions, JLo cancels her tour, What Is Happening Jayson talks JLo, DNR get cloned, Fyre Fest founder to do exhibition fight, product shaming, Hooker Hotline, Doug in CT timeshifts on Alito flag, Costco hot dog still cheap, USPS postage going up, San Diego cop resigns for sex with suspect, Pie Pants gets some class, Survivor drama lives on, Johnny Cankles advances to best chef, Mr. Big viral update, KC Chiefs visit White House, Knives Out announces more cast members, Hillary sells merch, and Last Call ends the show.