DNR jump to a messy start, parody break, Romaine resolves it, Derek buys ice cream, Mongolian man in marriage scam, Kung Fu, Monotone Marc recommends Why Women Kill, Romaine is just done, UFO report is coming, Kathryn in AZ reports for duty, Marc in MN talks UFOs, Rick from the Pig talks aliens, Mark talks UFO sighting, Kathryn tells a UFO story, Marc double dips on aliens, United buys hypersonic planes, WTF FL man bitten by alligator, Billy in Philly talks snakes in the toilet and Chris Krebs, UT kids drive to the beach, AZ car thief ends up with corpses, FL kids fire on police, China has a 3 child policy now, and Last Call ends the show.