Hump Day! Derek has a house update, Sir Laughs A Lot talks 5×5 game, Ilde in AZ talks 5×5, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Drag Race, Ilde in AZ double dips on Dildo Whisperer, Dutch museum has 200 year old condom, Colombia finds Spanish treasure ship, Romaine witnesses family drama, TN mom shoots daughter to scare her, Brent in Austin talks guns, Rowdy in NY talks Texas, Hooker Hotline, Steven in Denver timeshifts on pizza and cruises and AI, Marvin in Syracuse talks Warner Brothers, Bob in Philly talks Kiss of the Spider Woman, Bobby Rail update, Billy in Philly talks prison, Waffle House update, a messy hooker, The Materialists, Brian Wilson RiP, Critter Chat a good dog saves a life, black bear visits a nursing home, humpback whales are trying to talk to us, and Romaine witnesses a cat fight.