Flag Day! Romaine is cooking, Tucker Carlson gets served, trans panic hits a track meet and bra ads, trans activist goes topless at the White House, Chinese researchers have mind-reading machine, Romaine is a crumb detective, Tom Terrific talks food issues, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Pop Tarts, Hooker Hotline, Derek is right, Jen in LA talks The Ultimatum, Ric From The Pig talks Crisco, Mara from Mass timeshifts on foxes vs. turtle, Pat Sajak retiring from Wheel Of Fortune, Billy in Philly talks other trucker and potential Wheel hosts, Happy Jack talks Chuck Woolery, and Derek shares teen memories of Love Connection.