Derek says #HAGS, Romaine on ice, Pope Francis welcomes comedians to the Vatican, Nathan in CO talks frose and Disney, Brats doc on Hulu, Tony in Vegas talks Brat Pack, Sir Laughs A Lot talks Your Honor and trees, Marc in MN talks chat, Derek is mad about his seed project, What Is Happening Jayson talks Columbus Pride, George in SF talks squirrels and deer, Catherine will be at Trooping The Colors, Tori Spelling defended by landlord, Britney Spears on vacation with brother, Hooker Hotline, Julia in CA timeshifts on AI, Billy in Philly talks pushing out loads, Chaz in La timeshifts on NYC trip, Chad in Seattle talks Lost and Desperate Housewives, Tom Terrific talks Lost, Tim from Michigan talks Pope Francis, Wells Fargo fires workers for not working, Chad in Seattle talks penny can, Romie Pie Pants heads to the carnival, Panda Express adds Hot Orange Chicken, Oregon nurse replaces IV drugs with tap water, Seattle barista fights off a customer, and Last Call ends the week.