DNR heatwave, Ilde in AZ talks house hunting and shrinkflation, Derek gives a speech, Tony in Vegas talks guest hosts, Nathan in CO talks hair, Derek runs late, Romaine fixes a machine, Derek has a real estate update, Romie goes to work, Dolly Parton tickets are $$$$, NJ graduation sends people to the hospital, Masquerade coming to Manhattan, Armando in Miami time shifts on Phantom, Vicious, and Pee Wee Herman, Tom Terrific talks Miami and gets mad, Armando talks swap meet, Rowdy is DFA over NYC mayoral race, Rowdy in NY talks liberals, NY Times has top 100 movies of this century, Love Island USA, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom splitter, and Jeff Bezos is getting married.