Romaine gets poison ivy and no sex, former intern Andrew comes back to defend himself, Derek casts a vote, R Kelly gets 30 years, Darren in NJ has a chat update, DNR cult memories, Colliers in TX talks cults, Chris Pratt insists he isn’t very religious, Romaine ensnares Father Dave, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Billy in Philly is a winner and meets a woman, Steve Martin and Ghostbusters, Zeke from Wizards of Waverly Place joins Only Fans, Denise Richards also joins Only Fans, Monotone Marc talks Denise Richards and Big Brother, Tom Terrific talks Denis Richards and Selena Gomez, Jackie has a Guess My Load, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Jeopardy and The Boys and a ps on Umbrella Academy, Marvin in Syracuse talks ice cream and envelopes and gutters, Nathan in CO talks burning, Stanton in Austin talks self cleaning ovens, Survivor Sucks Dan talks tosses plates, Tyler in NorCal talks Mick Mulvaney and SCOTUS, Bruce’s Beach returns to the original owners, Cameron Diaz coming out of retirement, Jodie Foster doing True Detective, and Nathan in CO talks Cameron Diaz and Drag Race.