GALA full of listeners, Romaine loves an oatmeal raisin cookie, woman bites flight attendant, pastor hits wife on flight, Delta switches to pasta only meals, Trey in LA talks coach meals, YouTube physics, Canadian arsonist sets self own fire, man pours margarita in woman’s ass, Elton John pees in a bottle, man poops the bed at Gwyneth Paltrow’s house, Tom Terrific talks Goop pooper, Jonathan in Nashville talks Wegovy, Nathan in CO apologizes, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA timeshifts on grocery store checkout, St. Louis Worlds Fair, Horizon 2 pulled from theaters, Billy in Philly talks SCOTUS, and Critter Chat man tries to smuggle 100 snakes in his pants.