Fridonnay! Derek corrects himself, Romaine leaps across the pond and gives her lawn a trim, anniversary update, Ashton Kutcher skips out on space, Brian Boland falls out of hot air balloon, listener kitten dream interpretation, rural magazines and newspapers, summer jobs for teachers, Pie Pants gets to work, Stanton in Austin has parenting tips, Miss Angie calls from the kitchen, Nastle pumpkin spice cookie dough, Caitlyn Jenner heads down under, LA has a raw sewage problem and NJ has a needle beach issue, Billy in Philly almost loses it, Jonathan in Nashville talks Big Brother, Hooker Hotline, QOTD Maria time shifts about chicken, Jeff in NorCal talks Jane Badler, Chris in Mass talks Shark Week, Derek shares a seal memory, Survivor Sucks Dan in FL is befuddled over Orange Is The New Slut, Brent in Austin follows up on Fiona Flaps, Romaine thinks DNR are in danger, WTF FL man tries to throw alligator on roof and police ice cream truck makes friends, the bucket head bear of Boulder, Marc in MN is awake, Brazilian presidential candidate comes out and the president hospitalized with the hiccups, and Last Call ends the show.