07.17.23 – Tongue Punch Your Fart Hole

Derek jinxed us but Romaine is back, Arafat closes, Ariana Grande and Sofia Vergara divorcing their husbands, Dolly Parton will never retire, woman says Skims shapewear saved her life, Derek digs into Glamorous, Nathan in CO talks Somebody Somewhere and Jury Duty, Dame Edna’s Neighborhood Watch, Ms. Marvel to air on ABC in August, What is Happening Jayson and George in SF talk Last Call, Hooker Hotline, Jen in LA talks slugging, Larry in Pasadena talks Derek’s Little Meatball, Derek makes a pizza, Rachel in CAN talks bear critter chat, last calls take over Hooker Hotline, Rowdy taks theater Camp, Tyler in NorCal talks dad jokes, Adam in ATL has sexy talk, Romaine celebrates her anniversary, Critter Chat woman bitten by bear and man lost at sea with his dog, Tom Terrific talks missing Alabama woman Carlee Russell, and Nathan in CO double dips on kidnapping.