DNR are back and celebrating with a throwback, Romaine irritates Iris at an Alanis concert, Robert agrees with Derek but he can’t hear them, Alex Mollett rocks the Jan 6 hearing with his front row hotness, Billy in Philly has thoughts, PA man encircled by large snake, Boston woman jumps from burning train and swims home, Jeff in PS talks Drag Race and purses rant, Fetterman trolls Dr. Oz, JayBee is glad people liked the Best Of he made, Hooker Hotline, Ben in Seattle talks Fiona Flaps, Tim from MI talks being an American, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on Marvel, Jeff in PS double calls on Lightyear vs. Minions, Marc in MN is missing the show, Big Peter timeshifts on Tom Cruise, new Paul Newman Joanne Woodward doc, Hello Dolly, Colliers in TX misses Andrew, Christian in Abilene talks Sex Room, Jonathan in Nashville talks Bianca del Rio, Romaine heading to Elton John, Kenny in CA talks fish farming, Wirecutter has a disturbing test, Ricky Martin case drops, Ivana Trump sent off with Vanity Fair cover, and Last Call ends the show.