Derek opens a portal, Romaine has a French brunch, DNR attend the tale of Sweeney Todd, Romaine gets a call from Daddy, Pie Pants has a sweet sixteen, Derek gets a crowded train and the worst cheesy tots, Barbie, Nathan in CO talks Barbie, David in Philly talks Barbie, Chaz in La talks Oppenheimer, Happy Jack talks Ann Roth, Tom Terrific talks Oscars, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Mind Your Business, Eric in Portland talks pizza, Chaz in La talks Will.I.Am, Tony in Vegas talks pizza dough, Rafi calls in from Sweeney Todd, Spencer in ATL timeshifts on Britney Spears, Michael in Nashville talks And Just Like That, Romaine gets into Last Call, Twitter changing to X, Colliers in TX talks Mind Your Business, and Tony Bennett RIP.