AZ mom gets a wig from her son, Romaine gets her Elton on, new Roomba takes over, Derek digs into The Last Movie Stars, Pie Pants bamboozles a neighbor and then misses coffee, kids get in the way of sex, Big Brother, Romaine wants an owl box, Hooker Hotline, Larry in Pasadena talks Mike Pence and Last Call, Marvin in Syracuse time shifts on big d energy, Christian in Abilene talks ComicCon, DNR sniff the stars, Billy in Philly talks Sharon Stone, Bridget in AZ talks Brad Pitt, Choco Taco getting discontinued, Severance and See, CO man votes for missing wife, Harvey Weinstein smelled like poo according to new book, and Adele reschedules Vegas residency.