Paris Olympics open, Monotone Marc talks opening ceremony, arsonists disrupt Paris trains, Tony in Vegas talks Celine Dion, JD Vance and dolphin porn, Trump bandage is off, Sinead O’Connor wax figure pulls,d, Hooker Hotline, Trucker Randy talks sectional relations, white women for Kamala crashes Zoom, Billy in Philly talks Ben Affleck and childless cat ladies, Marvin in Syracuse talks USB-C cables, Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds do Hot Ones, Tyler in NorCal talks hot ones challenge, Jesse in Sacramento talks opening ceremonies, PA man has air tag under his car seat, airline allows women to see gender of nearby seat mates, Southwest ends unassigned seating, Nathan in CO talks Southwest, and Last Call ends the week.