Romaine is wrong, Derek thinks you should read your emails, Margo Martindale is awesome, Marc in MN checks in, Derek gets a job offer, Matt in Vegas has Good Wife feedback, Jonathan in LA talks Good Wife, old celebrity Jeopardy, Romaine has a wasp update, Tony in Vegas talks working elections, Jeff in Palm Springs has a shitter chat story, Dom in Seattle has a flange issue, Critter Chat emus kicked out of hotel and curious cows hang out in Oxford, sharks in New England, guest Nick Mahler from Dallas Novelties chats with the sexpert, Chance in NY time shifts on Europe, Monotone Marc talks elections, Christian in Abilene time shifts on Chaz in La, Jimmy Mac in Palm Springs talks Showtime, Marc in MN struggles for a topic LAPD investigates coffee tampon, and George in SF talks DNR filling the tim and sleep talking.