Romaine gets inappropriate at work, Happy Jack is having some troubles on a #TBT, Romaine reviews Booksmart, a dead dog still needs a license, George in SF, Tony and Eric all have an issue but Eric has a crime story, Derek is mad at a pot pie, Rudy in Survivor may be dead, Romaine would get back out there, porn tattoo story update, King of Random RIP, Chance time shifts on TV spoilers, egg drops by Old Man Questions, Romaine shills for awards, guest Dillion Harper drops by to talk about her new single Porn Star, Romaine saw her beaver, public transportation conversation etiquette, Hooker Hotline, Bob in Philly time shifts on Dr. Danoff, Kevin in NC checks in from Maine, Timothy time shifts on new siblings, Low Gear talks Are You The One on MTV, Michael in Nashville have a family will story, and Derek previews the Dem debate podcast coming up this weekend.