derek meets a corgi, Romaine falls flat, scary real estate listing, Romaine encounters a mask hole, Billy in Philly has many thoughts, Kathy in OH talks dog treats and Delta, Formula One driver Sebastian Vettel in hot water over Same Love shirt, Matt Damon retires the F word, Critter Chat Romaine deals with the fox and her hound, Tom Daley knits a jumper, WTF FL woman finds python in bathroom sink, Romaine dreams of Derek, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene talks Olympic surfing, Gael challenges Romaine, Jesse is down on Love Island, Timothy Timeshifter talks Frank Decaro, Bianca del Rio and home prices, Queen Elizabeth trolls tourists at Balmoral, Ric From The Pig talks London and the Queen, Kathy Griffin has lung cancer, and Colin Jost working on new TMNT movie,