Hump day outage drama, Critter Chat Derek has a gross bird strike, man has eel inside him, Tyler in NorCal talks eels and Lazy Bear weekend, Chicago woman has dog surgery mixup, Tulsa dogs set house on fire, Romaine has a medical update, Rowdy in NY talks poop, Happy Jack talks healthy eating, Billy Bean RIP, UK baby born without a brain, Hooker Hotline, Rob in FL talks Queer As Folk and The L Word, Katie talks school nurses, DNR talk broken bones, DNRcast update, new robot dog kills weeds, Steven Martin not returning to SNL, and Derek sells Romaine on the Tiki Room