Today’s weather, Derek accused of chat room theft, Romaine finishes her toilet, Dom in Seattle talks toilets, Tony in Vegas talks toilets, Happy Jack talks toilets too, NY deals with a nearly extinct but invasive species, Colliers in TX talks bear shit strawberries, Burmese pythons will squeeze you while you are sleeping, Steve in Chicago talks being eaten by a snake, drunk Taylor Swift breaks the internet, being casual at home and facing the empty nest, Hooker Hotline, Tompthy Timeshifter has a home improvement idea, Veronica Mars had a fake toilet issue, mystery plants in the yard, a sex toy story leaves DNR with questions, NCL ends door decorations, Stanton in Austin talks sex toy mystery, fanny pack dilemma, Dr. Jay talks fanny packs, Romaine has gratitude for the listeners and gets a surprising invitation, DNR ghost and haunted baby monitors, and man finds dentures in a strange place.