DNR have a messy Friday, Colton Underwood still starlight, Romaine bares her ass, JB talks anime, Marc in MN gets the hook up, Colton Haynes wants to play Iceman, MTA bus hookah dance party, USPS shutting down mailboxes and sorters, free Angela Davis, Tyler in NorCal talks NJ and owning the libs, Sarah Palin reaches out to Kamala, Israel and UAE make peace, Romaine orders some merch, Biden racks up cash, derecho hits Iowa, Hooker Hotline, Helen Sharp monologue, Derek deals with spam, Timothy Timeshifter talks soda sobriety, Chance goes on too long with a DFA, homeless hotels, Billy in Philly gets emotional, What Is Happening Jayson talks homeless hotel issues, Tom Terrific complains about Romaine’s promo skills, Mr. Jay pisses off Tyra Banks, Miley Cyrus is single again, HULU and Chill is Speed, and Last Call ends the show.