Romaine has carpet drama, Mayo Pete has a baby, NYC hooker steals a Rolex, DNR share indecent proposals, Derek gets a cruise update, Romaine gets a thoughtful gift, Girl Scouts roll out a new cookie flavor, Perfect Day makes milk without a cow, DNR are messes, Tyler in NorCal talks milk, Josh in Tampa talks White Lotus and upcoming travel and milk, Monotone Marc talks White Lotus, Joe in Baltimore talks dog treats, Billy in Philly is DFA about traffic, Lady Boss, Hooker Hotline, Jessica has shirt thoughts, Rice Krispies, George in SF talks quilts, intern survey results, Vida wants things old school, Josh is shady about the show, Madonna moves back to Warner Music, #TEamSteven talks Madonna, Debra Winger has no love for Madonna, Lady Gaga’s dog walker is now penniless, Romaine goes fantasy house shopping, Celebrity IOU, and Critter Chat has a rescue cat.