It’s Friday. Derek has breaking news, Christina Aguilera scoots around Disneyland, Ilde in AZ talks Pie Pants and Derek, Derek gets started, Nathan in CO talks starter, Colliers in TX talks bread, Derek makes a discovery in his composter, NV man decapitated by daughter-in-law, GA mom sues hospital over baby, Derek’s mom talks babies, Ric in El Paso talks dishwasher, Darren in NJ talks surrogacy, And Just Like That, Sir Laughs A Lot and Tom Terrific talk And Just Like That, Hooker Hotline, Jonathan in Nashville talks hot topics, Romaine lets one rip, Billy in Philly talks about his butt, Adam in ATL talks farts, Eric in Portland talks Romaine, CO pilot takes an ax to a toll booth, and Last Call ends the show.