It’s a hot Monday, Natalie Portman TV show shut down over extortion threat, Romaine spring cleans her sex toys and loses a tree, Billy in Philly talks wood chipper, Bronx woman drops through her bathroom floor, Dr. Oz trolled over crudite Stanton in Austin has some hot talk, Tora Tora Tora, JK Rowling said she chose not to do the Harry Potter reunion, Jonathan in Nashville talks the good versus the perfect, Hooker Hotline, Tina in NC talks snoring and has a humblebrag, Big Peter timeshifts on Locked Up NJ and NBC, Mara in Mass calls in from a DNR meet-up, OH couple arrested for sex on the Wonder Wheel, Julia in CA talks TV recommendations, Dark revisited, Artemis scrubs launch, WASP 39-b has CO2, Britney Spears drops a surprise recording and her mom has thoughts, Tyler in NorCal talks space, stars leave social media for their mental health, Meghan Markle launches podcast, and JLo mad at wedding guest.