Happy birthday Doris, Happy Jack talks Anne of Green Gables, Paramus sues a shopping mall, Bob in WI talks blue laws, Diane Warren loses a lot, Romaine will see an old friend and hurts her ass, ICE detains firefighters in Washington, lesbian age gaps, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Morning Joe, MSNBC becoming MSNow, Rob in FL talks Taco Bell, Tim from MI talks Electric Grandma, Billy in Philly talks CDC, 80 year olds get stuck in a hot tub, Big Brother, Amazing Race and Nathan in CO has thoughts, Wizard of Oz at the Sphere, and Last Call ends the show.