MegaMillions tops $700 million, Romaine dreams big, DNR are not targeted by Russia, 9-11 returning with a bee-nado, Only Murders In The Building, NYC crime is down everywhere but city hall, Dick Cheney voting for Kamala Harris, Taylor Swift attends KC Chiefs opener, Ben Affleck divorce drama, Jennifer Garner gives a tour, Pie Pants misses the bus, Romaine does something nice, Critter Chat mystery skeleton, SS United States to become artificial reef, LaundroMatt talks garbage patch, Hooker Hotline, Matt from Philly talks sketchy businesses, Stanton in Austin talks Black Twitter, Ric in El Paso talks sketchy businesses, Tom Terrific talks fake cigarette business and Chinese embassy, Jeff from NorCal talks dead co-worker, Tim in MI talks Dollywood tickets, Ben in Seattle talks stores, Big Brother Sucks Dan has thoughts and Travis agrees, Marvin in Syracuse talks Kamala Harris, Billy in Philly has a God experience, Doritos make mice see through, Boeing Staarliner heads back to earth, and Last Call ends the week.