Romaine is sex free, Derek takes his wins, Sir Laughs A Lot talks current events and The Gilded Age, Tony in Vegas wants a refund, Charlie Kirk updates, Jeremy Diaz jumps off cruise ship to avoid his bill, Hooker Hotline, Nita talks Project Runway, Billy in Philly talks valet keys, Monotone Marc talks water, Sir Laughs A Lot talks water, Greg from Maryland talks basic Mexican food and pickpockets and movie theaters, Polly Holliday RIP, Chaz in La talks being a hater, Dan talks American Life, Romaine makes some videos, J Lo auditioned for Evita, and abundance theories.