DNR are ready for the week, Britney Spears says she may never perform live again, frozen embryos may have increased cancer risk, the Yorks are getting the Queen’s corgis, Charles and Meghan go viral, Trump claims he was knighted, Tyler in NorCal talks knighthood, Brian in Columbus talks honorary knighthood, Keith talks fake news, Romaine deals with a plumbing issue, Derek gets eaten alive, Lea Michele out of Funny Girl, Derek ruins dinner, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in CO talks royal voices, Sherry in TX talks NextDoor, Mara in Mass timeshifts on Derek being alone, Doug in CT talks Resident Alien and pet monkeys, dad jokes for Kathryn in AZ, Christian in Abilene timeshifts on jury duty, Chad in Seattle talks Susan Sarandon, Derek reviews Harper, Romaine reviews the 355, Sir Laughs A Lot talks 355, Anna Kendrick gets stuck in an elevator, and irate customer assaults pizza employee over toppings.