Derek deals with a chainsaw, Romaine has a therapy update, NYC subway shuts down after off switch gets hit, IT guy investigated for bitcoin mining at work, Britney Spears gets engaged, Madonna hits the VMAs, DOOL bringing back Marlena’s possession, Monotone Marc and Gus talk Beyond Salem, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Jackie Cox and RuPaul’s Emmy, Agatha All Along a winner, Romaine talks garage sale and fence fight, Sami Sheen leaves home, Hooker Hotline, Seth from FL talks vagina mucus, Nathan in St. Louis has a question about instagram sing alongs, George in SF talks dating over thirty, Indiana 9/11 float is awkward, Derek talks Memory Box, Critter Chat Miami Hurricanes cat rescue, and Kansas State Fair gets a lanternfly.