Derek explains it all, Romaine is headed to a movie premiere, Jessica Chastain damaged by her makeup, Impeachment American Crime Story, Romaine learns about high school, Jesse talks Gayish podcast, DNR talk drug testing with Billy in Philly, Swish hits Instagram, Carl Nassib makes big NFL debut and Charles Barkley supports, Kathryn in AZ talks NFL, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene calls from underwater, Larry in Pasadena talks Madonna and soap operas, John time shifts on funeral pictures and sex education, posting child photos online is a danger, MA calls up National Guard to drive school buses, #TeamSteven talks geotagging and labor force issues, Sonja Morgan can’t sell her townhouse, Tom Terrific talks NYC real estate, Katie is ready for gossip, Met Gala fashion, Happy Jack talks Kim Kardashian and Billie Ellish, JLo makes Ben hotter, Critter Chat Katie deals with cockroaches, musk duck says you’re a bloody fool, Larry in Pasadena remembers Guiliani, the woolly mammoth is coming back and cows learn to pee in a litter box.