Janis Ian has some heartbreaking news, Leonardo DiCaprio dating an older woman, Romaine’s girlfriend is a hot mess and her neighbor’s fence expands, Derek expands his population, Nathan in CO talks InstaGays, Ryan Reynolds gets a colonoscopy, George in SF has thoughts, Trey in LA also had polyps, Romaine deals with stress, WTF FL lesbian sleeps with student when wife leaves town, Buffy heads to the Bronze, Billy in Philly worries about curfew, Paterson NJ fires police chief for sleeping on the job, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Survivor Sucks Dan timeshifts on Romaiine’s vague post, trapped in an elevator, Ukraine turns things around, Paris turns off the Eiffel Tower early, China has nursing home strippers, Reddit woman discovers husband’s second family on Facebook, Tyler in NorCal talks extended family and earthquakes, Whoopi has no eyebrows, and Music Man ending in January.