The View descends into chaos, Derek expects visitors, Romaine yells at Bear, anonymous call about suicidal pigeons, Romaine deals with The Fox and The Hound, Sir Laughs A Lot talks pigeon bullying, Romaine has a school bully update, Derek deals with garage sale neighbors, Anderson Cooper got an unusual surrogate request, Tony in Vegas talks Anderson Cooper, Billy in Philly talks Dolly Parton cars, Gabby Petito update, Dear Evan Hansen opens this weekend, Monotone Marc talks Evan Hansen, Romaine welcomes lesbians, Hooker Hotline, Christian in Abilene calls about his own call, Survivor chatter, George in SF talks Drag Race, Unwanted Words questions, Still Hookin’ Tracy praises Wednesday’s show, Monotone Marc talks Great British Baking Show, Jockman Jeff talks Big Brother, Meryl Streep and Anna Wintour are cousins, and Last Call ends the show.