Derek gets his pot pie on, Romaine is highly productive, DNR are just okay, Romaine impresses a straight guy, Ed Buck is on trial for murder, DNR have dramatic hookups, woman gets broken heart from wasabi, Jeff in CA talks wasabi, Rice University takes on Baylor over gay rights, Barbara Please talks Baylor LGBT student group, Derek has some quiet car drama, Brady reno show, Stanton in Austin talks Bradys and quiet car, Kelly Clarkson’s new show is a hit, naked Judge Judy in the sauna, naked man at Disneyland Paris, narco-sub seized full of drugs but how are they destroyed later, Hooker Hotline, Nathan in St. Louis talks Norm Korpi and Mark Ronson, Team Stephen talks drug incineration, Doug in Toronto talks Bunny and Bianca and Trudeau in blackface story, Trump impeachment, Jonathan in LA reacts to the Trump story, and Jonathan wonders about Trump subpoenas.