Derek talks demon twink Troye Sivan’s grabby crotch, Romaine has crazy Patterson family drama, a tree falls at Romaine’s house and Tom Terrific has thoughts, Romaine hits DC, government shutdown looms, Hooker Hotline, Eric in NM talks clerical errors. Christian in Abilene talks PBS Passport and Abilene pride, Derek is ready for the rapture, Tom Terrific talks The Rapture, Billy in Philly is here for Blondie, Marvin in Syracuse talks Claim To Fame, Vee timeshifts on Post-Its, Sunny Hostin says gays can smell each other, Sir Laughs A Lot talks man smell, Gavin Newsome to debate Ron Desantis, Happy Jack talks doorbells and Naked Attraction, and Taylor Swift attends Chiefs game with Travis Kelce.