Derek has a degrading experience and loses a lamp, Romaine has a hangover, Canada makes a change, Swishy has a birthday, Mississippi facing a carbonation shortage, Brett Favre in hot water, Apple Music and Rihanna taking over Super Bowl halftime show, Apple parts ways with Oprah, Romaine starts Tehran, Tony in Vegas talks Iran and Heartbreak High, Tom Terrific talks Christiane Amanpour, Ken Burns’ The US And The Holocaust, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Kathy in OH drunk dials, Christian in Abilene talks pride, Chris in WA talks Dancing With The Stars, Monotone Marc has delivery issues, Tim from MI talks pickles, Julia in CA talks royal family, Doug in CT time shifts on lesbian bathhouses and concerts, Marvin in Syracuse timeshifts on heat and work days, Big Brother and Chaz in La has thoughts, Jupiter is visible tonight, Dances With Wolves, Tyler in NorCal talks Jupiter, DART smashing into an asteroid, Billy in Philly talks death, and Malala talks Titanic.