Derek talks bent penises and Bermuda hurricanes, Peacemaker, Adam in Scruffytown helps out, Romaine makes a gross discovery, Tom Terrific talks microwaves, Selena Gomez gets married, Meryl Streep heads to Milan, big puffy jackets for fall, Dolly Parton cancels Vegas shows, Scott in NJ talks Dolly Parton, Nicole Kidman splits with Keith Urban, Billy in Philly talks Nicole Kidman, Hooker Hotline, Rowdy in NY talks Cutthroat Island, Katie in IN talks Jussie Smollett, Tim near Chicago talks Romaine’s plants, and Big Brother finale,