Mean Girls day, Derek buys something cool, Romaine gets a wake up call, Jonathan in LA talks Survivor, Chanel catwalk gets crashed, Craig in CA loves the Stanton rebuttals and Mother Pence, Tony in Vegas wants a baby and talks Beach Bums, Critter Chat zebra disrupts traffic in Germany, Tyler in NorCal is back and deals with a BernieBro, R Kelly isn’t getting out anytime soon, AHS 1984 reviewed, Hooker Hotline, Ron in Palm Springs explains how he is different from Jeff, Jeff in CA thanks Stanton for his call, Timothy Timeshifter likes the political rants, man accused of shoplifting just has giant penis, hacked screens show porn, some passwords are too hard, Joker opens in theaters, the voice of God, meat might not be so bad for you, a mac n cheese sensation, Sir Laughs A Lot deals with locked, DeNiro is trouble for harassment, Romaine makes a clean sweep, and Romaine has a therapy update.