Derek tries to be a good neighbor, Jamie Lynn Spears was robbed, Brian in Columbus had a surprise housewarming, Britney Spears heads to private island, AirBNB nightmare in Brentwood, Danny in LA talks cruises, Billy in Philly sees a doppelganger, Derek buys a lottery ticket, Critter Chat black bear grabs a yacht in Naples and apple snails invade North Carolina, Sir Laughs A Lot on apple snails, FEMA emergency tone has unintended consequences, WTF FL man in The Villages busted for illegal erections, Romaine visits a sex shop, Happy Jack talks sex shops, Season Of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Sherri in TX talks Christmas, Eric in Portland talks birthdays, Kathy in NC talks call timer, NYC has new MTA campaign, women keep losing jobs over Only Fans, Trey in LA talks teacher drama, Romaine having a visitor, NJ candidate smeared poo on a daycare center, Romaine talks hate crimes, and Last Call ends the show.