It’s hump day. Romaine deals with tech drama, hackable sex toys, Romaine has a family meeting and has an ear infection update, man goes to great lengths to hide his crime, 71 woman is a SC prostitute. Eddie Van Halen RIP, Tom Terrific talks Van Helen and tech issues, Romaine does her Post-Its, Lyon Gardiner Tyler RIP, Jessica Alba had 90210 drama, DNR have a bad attitude, Britney Spears update, Hooker Hotline, Terry in AZ doesn’t like getting older, Nathan in St. Louis double dips on crows, Chris in Mass talks Puerto Rico statehood and Romaine’s ear, Marc in MN has a disturbing dilemma,, Billy in Philly is upset by Marc’s call, Stanton in Austin yells about pecker, Rick from the Pig is in hell with his therapist, VP debate tonight, Tyler in NorCal talks VP debate, Jonathan in LA talks VP debate, Cal Cunningham in sext message scandal, Randy Rainbow drops a new video, Billy in Philly gathers himself, and Madonna battles a DJ.