Derek has More At Sea, Romaine discovers turkey, Garth Brooks accuser drops a text, Turkish Airlines pilot dies mid-flight, Romaine fights over socks and has a new favorite hat, Dildo Whisperer update, Jerry Jetski is back, Hooker Hotline, York peppermint patties, Wyoming update, Nita talks Joker 2, Sandra Bullock attends Speed anniversary screening and Keanu Reeves drives off, gerontologist says you won’t live forever, northern lights coming Thursday, Billy in Philly talks Tampa, Zoom transcription turns awkward, Romie parks, and Little House has a disastrous tour.