Double trouble, Derek has lunch and talks trans issues, Romaine comes out in Texas, Romie is a college girl now, Matt in Philly talks polite Texans, Rowdy in NY says bless your heart, Jesse in Sacramento talks Hawaii, Romaine gets her BBQ on, Matlock has a cast change, Lukas Gage got fired from Mad Men, Tom Terrific talks Lukas Gage,, LA firebug found, Hooker Hotline, Matt in Philly talks Romie, Derek has daddy memories, Billy in Philly takes it back, Survivor has a medical emergency, AI actress Tilly Norwood is here, Jeff in Palm Springs talks Monster voices, and Last Call ends the show.