National Coming Day! Columbus was bad at his job, Australia defamation suit over punctuation, Dr. Jay talks lost library books, Romaine digs into the Nuclear Family, Rick in El Paso has a refrigerator nightmare, Superman comes out, Derek dismantles Magnum PI, Venom gets shut out by The Matrix, Terry in AZ time shifts to artificial sweeteners, Derek talks No Time To Die, George in SF talks James Bond, Romaine feels foggy, Iris books an escape room, Jesse talks escape room, Hooker Hotline, Billy in Philly talks Kelloggs strike, Krystal tries to turn down her own child, Romaine sees a resemblance, Ingrid Bergman documentary, CA makes stealthing illegal, and Prince Andrew cleared by Scotland Yard.