Romaine reviews Moulin Rouge, Tony in Vegas checks in from NYC, The Black Hole getting a reboot, Ildy in AZ checks in before the cruise, MI juror in trouble for flirting, Barbara Please excited for the cruise, Derek talks holograms and soup, CA tree trimmer falls into a chipper, Nathan in CO talks Old with spoilers, Stanton in Austin talks hot kidnappers, Charles coronation drama, Hooker Hotline, Marvin in Syracuse talks baby talk, Derek contemplates joining a reality show, Larry in Pasadena talks Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Mara in Mass talks bathroom cat, Crystal from San Diego gets a surprise from her purse and wonderful smells, Chris Colfer still triggered and GLEE getting a documentary, George in SF talks GLEE, Death Becomes Her reboot, Tom Terrific talks Protocol, and Last Call ends the show.