Romaine is a hot mess, Clooney tries to end the actor strike and SAG makes a Halloween costume suggestion, Kevin Spacey wants to come back, Jussie Smollett goes to rehab, Mike has never seen Moonlighting, 80s TV Ladies are winners, Sidney Powell pleads guilty, House Of Representatives still a mess, Jesse in Sacramento wishing DNR well, Season of Giving, Hooker Hotline, Chris in Mass talks Indian Summer, Christian in Abilene talks Hyundai, Torch Song, Jonathan in Nashville talks Kia, Jeff in Palm Springs has FOMO and SNL, Ben in Seattle is an old bookstore, Marvin in Syracuse talks LED bulbs, Doug in CT talks travel woes, Elfster is back, Tom Terrific talks Paris, UAL changes boarding process, Armando in Miami has Greece tips, flesh eating parasites and yellow-legged hornets are here, and Last Call ends the week early.