Derek has a birthday coming up, Domenic in Seattle talks log ride etiquette, Dennis Quaid gets engaged, older women and younger men, Tony in Vegas talks The Laundromat and Insatiable, Romaine thinks Meryl should knock it off, Miley Cyrus in trouble with the LGBT community, Jayson in NYC talks Bombshell and Harriett, Patsy and Loretta, life on tour buses, Marc in MN talks Netflix Top Ten and The Politician, Wayward Tom has a CVS adventure, Jeff in Palm Springs talks pussy town, more updates on the little girl who might be an adult, Craig in CA has an idea about the Season of Giving, Wayward Tom is a mess and so is Marc in MN, Rick in LA talks disturbing orphan, Kick leads a merry band of messy listeners, Kirsten has a cup in her prison purse, Tracy in FL still hooking time shift on public engagements, Chris in Mass talks drunk dials, Meghan Markle loses her sparkle, and Romaine finishes Veronica Mars.